Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.
Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.
Druid (suspiciously): When that guy went to sleep he was a half-elf and now he’s a dwarf!
DM (deadpan): Second puberty.
"Just because he’s a Demon Lord doesn’t mean he’s not into consent. We have a safe-word and everything."
"That’s good of him."
-Party wizard explaining why her demon/ antipaladin lover is totally okay to the cavalier
I couldn’t resist
observation: the dudes who are always claiming that “female privilege” is real because “women can just wear low-cut shirts and smile and wink and they get free drinks and get out of parking tickets” are the same ones who tell women that if they dress a certain way or flirt with a guy in the slightest then they deserve to be raped
Muh yeah completely. Uncertainty is scary. That’s why I’m holding off on my dad. I don’t think he’ll outright disown me, but I feel like it’ll sit and fester and then he’ll have a drink or three and then say something shitty to me. But really idk meh
Yep. That’s why one day in the car I was just like SO I like girls and mom was just like oh…really? Are you sure you’re not confused? Is it because a man hurt you so badly? Yeaaah. And fuck telling my dad anything until I have to.
My parents are like, supremely nice people, and it’s another way in which I am sort of guilty to feel like I have to worry about them, because I know that you and a lot of other people I know have a lot more difficulties with their parents than I do.
My parents support basically everything I want to do, and they are constantly in my corner about pretty much everything, so I can’t imagine that the news would be a problem, but it’s just something you can never know, y’know?
I don’t think my parents would be really bothered by the idea that I’m bisexual, but there’s a part of me however small that worries that they would be, y’know?
Like, that’s a situation there’s no testing the waters for, y’know?
Y’all believe it now?
You’re fucking kidding me right?
People are suffering to Ebola and America had a way to potentially cure it
AND THEY REFUSE A FUCKING REQUEST?
Does saving lives not mean anything to anyone anymore?
I fucking cant
Who’s really surprised? AMERICA isn’t shit & never will be.
They said it costing too much was part of the issue but I haven’t seen the government have any issue with the billions of dollars they constantly give Israel to do any mother fucking thing they please.
Seriously?! the US ain’t shit
Didn’t they give it to a Spanish patient today
It’s fucking true. They said no to Nigeria. But then ship it right the fuck out to Spain for one patient.
It is so hard to love a country that does not value you/people who look like you.
Told y’all this was going to happen. Just like what they did with the HIV/AIDS drug treatments.
Tumblr, we need you! A rogue Arizona State representative, John Kavanagh, wants to pass a bill that would thow trans people in jail for using public restrooms. Anyone could be asked for I.D. to “prove” their gender, and if there’s a discrepancy they could face a fine or jailtime.
When asked why the bill targeted trans people, Kavanagh explained that it’s because he thinks “they’re weird.” Outrageous.
We can stop this bill by taking action at www.allout.org/arizona and spreading the word far and wide. Will you help?
You guys please reblog this and spread this like wildfire. This is where I live and I would hate to see the trans people of my state not be abLE TO FUCKING PISS BECAUSE OF THE GENDER THEY IDENTIFY WITH
AAAAH there was more to this feature! I’m seriously through the moon, guys. This is amazing! Thanks everyone!
Um!!!! So that’s why my tumblr has been swamped! Welcome everyone! I’m so honored!!!!!